A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and
Decided to get rid of him one day by driving him
20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the
Park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up
The driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40
Blocks away. He put the beast out and headed
Home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and
The cat would always beat him home. At last he
Decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
Then left, past the bridge, then right again and
Another right until he reached what he thought
Was a safe distance from his home and left the
Cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen,
Is the cat there?”
“Yes,” the wife answers, “why do you ask?”
Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a
Bitch on the phone, I’m lost! And need directions!”